How to smoke indoors

I am a smoker of 25 years. As of now, I have no plans to quit and I know full well the health consequences I face. With that being said, it’s getting harder and harder to smoke in public in this day and age. A friend told me that the best way to smoke indoors is to take an empty toilet paper roll, fill it with fabric softener sheets for the dryer and exhale through that. Just last week I had a nervous breakdown at the airport because they don’t allow smoking on planes and the cigarette patches just weren’t cutting it.

Then a friend told me about smokeless cigarettes. They are a little plastic device that looks and feels just like a normal cigarette. The smokeless cigarette works in the following manner:

1. You put it up to your lips like you would a normal cigarette
2. You take a drag and inhale.
3. Inside the smokeless cigarette is a nicotine charge that is set off by the suction of you taking a drag.
4. You inhale the nicotine in a water-based form. No cancerous chemicals or anything of the such enter into your lungs
5. You exhale pure water vapor. No tar, no dangerous additives, no ash.

Since there is absolutely no second hand smoke, you can use the smokeless cigarette to “smoke” indoors, in a restaurant or even on a plane! I had to see it to believe it, so I went online and bought a smokeless cigarette starter kit. The cost was about the same as a carton of cigarettes, but it included the equivalent of about 5 cartons of cigarettes in nicotine charges. So basically, I got 5 cartons of cigarettes for the price of 1. Money saved.

I went to bar a few weeks ago with some friends and sure enough the urge to smoke a cigarette came on pretty strong. The area surrounding the bar was a “no smoking” zone and smoking was not permitted inside the bar. I went into my pocket and pulled out the electronic cigarette. I inhaled on it and it got the same smooth satisfying feeling that I got when smoking a normal cigarette. Since the smokeless cigarette was smokeless, the bartender didn’t even give me a second look. I can’t believe I have lasted this long without knowing about this product!

Smoking indoors is getting harder and harder in this day and age. Smokeless cigarettes provide a safe, effective alternative to smoking indoors, without the ash, tar and smoke irritating the people surrounding you.